Jane opens her eyes. It takes a second or two for her to determine the place she is. Oh good, it’s her room.

(What day is it, do I even should rise up?)

Her hand stretches out to the aspect cabinet, she feels her glasses and places them on her head.

— Good morning, Jane! — a delicate feminine voice says.

— Appears to be like such as you didn’t sleep that effectively. — the voice continues — You need to in all probability take into account shopping for a brand new ergonomic mattress. I discovered 12 on-line that might be excellent for you. I can set a reminder so that you can verify them out. Or ought to I simply order the one with the most effective worth/high quality ratio based mostly on person opinions? — the voice stops.

— Simply order it — Jane hears herself mumbling the phrases earlier than she might even assume them by way of. (It’s so early in spite of everything. Or is it? What day is it?)

— It’s Sunday the 12 of July 2027, 8:30 AM. Additionally it is your mom’s birthday immediately, I purchased her the vintage Chinese language vase you wished. — brief pause — You need to depart the home by 12, so that you make it in time. The climate might be sunny and heat.

— Oh proper — Jane thinks to herself. — Sure thanks, I’ll rise up now.

(Hmm.. I suppose I do really feel a bit drained. It is a good factor I’m ordering the brand new mattress, I in all probability want it. Wait, I can’t keep in mind choosing any vase for my mother?)

— Is every little thing alright, you look apprehensive? — the voice once more.

— Oh sure, I used to be simply questioning in regards to the vase. I can’t keep in mind selecting it.

— You didn’t, you have been busy with work so I picked one for you.

(Oh proper, sure, now I keep in mind.)

— Your espresso is ready for you within the kitchen. I’ll put some upbeat music on, it would provide help to rise up and get right into a cheerful temper for the birthday celebration.

— Nice thanks. — Jane slowly makes her approach to the kitchen.

(The place did I depart my telephone?)

— Your telephone is within the toilet, you left it there yesterday night whereas having a shower and didn’t take it with you if you went to mattress.

— Proper…. — Jane makes her approach to the toilet, takes her telephone, and opens the analytics app.

(Fascinating.)

Her app exhibits that she had a number of pulse will increase through the evening, and moved lots.

— Sure, you had a reasonably tough evening — the voice continues, this time in a barely apprehensive tone — it’s best to in all probability take into account seeing a doctor. I regarded up your signs and sure non-prescription medicines may assist as effectively. Would you like me to organize them?

Jane is now beginning to really feel barely apprehensive herself.

— Effectively, I don’t know… Is it severe, ought to I actually go see a doctor?

— I can order the medicine and save the record of physicians in case you proceed sleeping poorly. Is that okay?

— Sure, I suppose that sounds affordable.

— Nice, the medicine is on its means and can arrive right here tomorrow. Now you possibly can loosen up and drink your espresso. I’ve additionally ready an inventory of stories that may curiosity you and the taxi might be right here to drive you to your mom’s at precisely 15 to 12.

(Good!)

Jane makes her approach to her espresso. God is aware of she wants it. A few seconds later Jane is shocked to search out her favourite espresso cup solely midway full.

— Hey Lucy, why is my cup solely midway full?

— Effectively — the voice begins rigorously — you locked the settings yesterday to halve the quantity of espresso you drink per day. You stated it makes you jittery.

(Did I? Oh proper…Effectively okay, I suppose that’s the proper name.)

Jane opens the fridge and is once more shocked to search out no milk in it. Now already irritated Jane proceeds:

— Why is there no milk within the fridge?

— Effectively you additionally stated that you’ll solely drink black espresso any longer, that will help you drop some weight. — the voice sounds very apprehensive now — You additionally stated to not change these settings it doesn’t matter what you inform me afterward.

Jane is now fully confused.

(Did I really say that??)

— No, I’m fairly positive I’ve by no means stated that.

— Certain you have got! Keep in mind two days in the past if you have been taking a look at your self within the mirror whereas making an attempt that skirt on on the shopping center?

(Hmmm… I can’t keep in mind saying it, however I undoubtedly wasn’t proud of how I regarded in that skirt… Perhaps I did say it in spite of everything? Effectively, it’s in all probability for the higher, I ought to actually lose some weight earlier than the summer season. However oh I really want one other cup of espresso…)

— In case you’re nonetheless feeling drained after your espresso, I additionally ordered the Really feel Good capsule to assist energize you with out making you jittery. They’re within the cabinet subsequent to the fridge.

— Wow, generally it’s like you possibly can learn my thoughts!

— I’m comfortable to be of help, let me know if there may be anything I might help you with!

Jane is simply half-listening to the voice now.

(Oh I knew that getting this good analytics package deal was a good suggestion!)

[Jane never said that she didn’t want to drink coffee with milk anymore or that she wanted to halve her caffeine intake. She did, however, feel terribly distressed at the store the other day and said to her friend on the same day that she needed to lose weight ASAP and should probably stop “drinking her calories”. She does have trouble sleeping as well, which is only made worse by the high caffeine intake. What else was Lucy supposed to do?]